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Get the stacking ducks mug.As the low dog on the totem pole, always getting yelled at, he had to exercise his importance and dominance over a stuffed duck in a very inappropriate manner. So whenever someone is putting others down to make himself feel better, we call that Humping the Duck.
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Montey is ducking bugging because has not heard the results from his job interview that would permit him to quit his current job and leave early for his long overdue weekend away with his boys.
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Person 1 "Dude, I hate when you eat soup for lunch!"
Person 2 "Why?"
Person 1 "Because it gets all caught up in your duck stash! You are so f**king fowl!"
Person 2 "Why?"
Person 1 "Because it gets all caught up in your duck stash! You are so f**king fowl!"
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