The Bobek Method

The Bobek Method

1) A method on how to learn a piece of music on a string instrument. In the following steps:

A) Clap and Count the notes
B) Pizzicato the notes

C) Play with your bow

Example:

The school orchestra was forced to practice by using The Bobek Method, and complained "I just like playing the piece fast, I can't play it slow"

The Bobek Method by TheNinjaCello September 30, 2011

The Bar With No Name

Initially starting as a social topic on the X-Box 360 Skyrim board, The Bar With No Name was a gathering place for scholars and assorted sex fiends of the highest caliber. Here talented men and women would drink, belch, battle and die for their amusement.

However after the involvement of some dicks(see: Gamefaqs Moderators), The Bar had to be relocated several times before finding a place of it's own with it's own domain.

Today The Bar With No Name stands proudly, as it houses the pinnacle of human evolution. Where there is not a single user who feels the need to type "this" as "dis". However, somebody(see: Legend) will probably stab you whilst you sleep.

Son: Daddy, what happens when you die?
Father: I shall ascend to The Bar With No Name.

Counselor: Why do you smoke meth?
Addict: Because it takes me to The Bar With No Name and back.

The Bar With No Name by The Lord of Mayhem November 16, 2011

The based family 

A group of highly swagged out individuals that usually smoke blunts together and go on adventures together. They're special talents include of giving buck fifties to trifilin' ass hoes, winning mad guap at ceelo and firing shots at certain SLIMES. This family is higly allergic to slimes so if you have any type of slime flu or sickness please stay away from them!

Tiara: "Hey look it's the based family can i be apart of it!"
The based family: "No we don't affiliate with slime's and smuts sorry"

The based family by Agnes Brady December 16, 2011

The Bomb Game 

A game played when 2 or more friends are at an airport. The object being to include and accentuate the word "bomb" in casual conversation when going through security.

The Bomb Game:

friend 1: "Last night was such a BOMB night"

friend 2: "yea dude it was so BOMB, I hooked up with this BOMB chick"
friend 3: "This flight is about to be BOMB, I just bought some BOMB snacks."

security "these motherfuckers..."

The Bomb Game by Obi Oki February 11, 2012

The Beshitting Hour 

The Beshitting Hour is that hour after lunch when all of the stalls in the restrooms at offices are occupied. Why? Because everybody be shitting!

"I had check the restrooms on 2 floors before finding one with an unoccupied stall!"
"Yeah, that's what happens at The Beshitting Hour!"
"Yeah, everybody be shitting!"

The Beshitting Hour by BillyRubin July 4, 2012

The Baker 

A man who takes the privilege of a girl's (or girls') first cream pie.

That man must be a baker with that smile.

I am gonna go to the bakery today.

My boyfriend was the baker for me.

My mom says that she LOVES her baker! I want one too!

The Baker by xx69_Seth Rogen_69xx March 24, 2013

The Breloom Technique

Named after LeSirBreloom (iFunny), this technique is used to add humour to to various forms of media. It is where the face of popular cartoon character 'Nigel Thornberry' is used to replace another characters face, usually accompanied by a text that says "Smashing".

The Breloom Technique is used to great extent in this picture.

The Breloom Technique by The_Lorax February 4, 2014