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dressing the salad 

What you accomplish when you toss the salad after letting him release in your mouth. See tossing the salad.
Person A: "So, after he came in my mouth he asked me to toss his salad."
Person B: "Oh, so he wasn't satisfied with a straight out ass lick. He wanted his spunk spread around his own trunk. Let me tell you sweetie, you were dressing the salad"

dandruff salad 

to give a dandruff salad is to headbutt someone
He squared up to that guy and gave him a dandruff salad, bust his nose wide open
dandruff salad by colm harrington December 26, 2008

tossing salad 

Gosh, I sure do like to toss salad (eat shit hole).
tossing salad by anna smolder November 30, 2003

Pork Salad 

When the male squirts at approximately 20-30mph. Then the female gets all sorts of meats and shoves them in between her cheeks (not the face). Then the meat and squirt combine to make the ultimate appetizer. The "Pork Salad"
girl(greg): "baby, im so hungry."

boy: "would u like Pork Salad?"

girl(greg): "yah sure, but you'll have to help me swallow all of it."
Pork Salad by Kieren **** January 28, 2009

wedge salad 

A Wedge Salad is when you take a woman you love, gently and lovingly lick and finger her ass, and then follow that by having the best anal sex ever, all the while watching the sun rise in Las Vegas.
I woke up dreaming of having a wedge salad. At first, my girl was a little shy, but then relished in the idea of providing me with a wedge salad.
wedge salad by Tumbleturn April 6, 2014

San Francisco Salad Shooter 

The process of insering a phallic type vegetable (ie carrot, cucumber)into ones anus and then excreting the vegetable into your partners mouth.
Hey Mickey, your mom hasn't been getting her roughage so i gave her the San Francisco Salad Shooter last night.