Martin Pain

Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances

2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case

Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows The Martin pain

by Novak_Jak December 3, 2021

lost paine

An underground Instagram clothing brand owned by supposedly the same person that made the brand “No Selection”, but I think I know who.

“Yo where did you get that hoodie tee from bro? Oh, I got it from Lost Paine bro!”

by HAHAHA1800 February 21, 2022

Crust Pain

CRUST PAIN. NOUN.
1. When the extremities of bread, usually toasted, becomes inflamed or injured, causing pain and irritation.
2. Spilling your tea so many times your table becomes crusty and your grandma suffers a heart attack.

"I can't believe my toast developed crust pain! Now I have to get a new slice."

by austro March 25, 2022

brain pain

correct and far superior word for "headache"

"I don't know, I'm having such a headache today" - "Headache???? What's a headache???? Don't you mean brain pain?!!!"

by itsbrainpainbitch April 2, 2022

Sacroiliac Pain

From having your legs in an upright position for a prolonged amount of time.

Ryan has Sacroiliac Pain after getting pounded be Chris.

by Wizdom June 6, 2022

Brain-Pain

When you force yourself to stay awake after not sleeping the whole night, and you get the "Brain-Pain".

Person: "what's wrong you look tired"
Me: "my sleep schedule is fucked so i stayed awake the whole night. Now I've got the 'Brain-Pain'."

by P0T 0F GR33D June 9, 2022

ass pained

Being annoyed or irritated.

"Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"

"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.

by Gilletteguy August 5, 2022