austro's definitions

Crust Pain

CRUST PAIN. NOUN.
1. When the extremities of bread, usually toasted, becomes inflamed or injured, causing pain and irritation.
2. Spilling your tea so many times your table becomes crusty and your grandma suffers a heart attack.

"I can't believe my toast developed crust pain! Now I have to get a new slice."

by austro March 25, 2022