when a person sets meat out to cook and all see it but later takes it, after sitting out for a while and motivating all who see, and puts it back up not to be cooked for that day. That's meat modeling.

My aunt set some chicken wings out to thaw at noon and come 5 o'clock she'd put them into the fridge for another day. Why are you meat modeling?!

meat modeling by JMeLo May 22, 2010

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Meat Fever

A physical phenomenon that happens an individual with an insatiable hunger for all things meat. Someone suffering from Meat Fever may feel stomach pangs during meals that contain no meat.

Someone with a freezer full of meat has Meat Fever.

If you're dreaming of working as a butcher you have Meat Fever.

If you ever have the urge to bite into a wild animal, you have Meat Fever.

Meat Fever by Shnerble May 12, 2011

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Meat crazies

The intense emotions/actions you have when eating a lot of meat. (ie: strategizing ways to get/eat everything)

At the Big Apple BBQ:
Lady: "What is this the line for?!"
Me: "Pulled pork."
Lady: "THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT! WHERE IS THE RIBS LINE?!"
Me: "Dude, she's got the meat crazies."

Meat crazies by meatcrazy June 15, 2010

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meat-pudding

noun: 1. excrement that comes from the genetalia

2. meat that is pounded into mush

adjective: used as a comparison for something that is warm, gooey, and jizzy.

noun: When she spreads her legs, meat-pudding leaks out all over the bed.

adjective: Them damn beef curtains have some stuff on ther that's look'n like meat-pudding.

meat-pudding by jaminimaj August 11, 2010

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