national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

by gracelillian February 27, 2021

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Timothy Shin Huang's Girlfriend

Timothy Shin Huang is pretty much just like his mom which is easy to sleep with, very sexual, and totally hot. Tim's girlfriend is pretty hot and likes to be with Tim because he's rich. Timothy Shin Huang's Girlfriend likes to sleep with everyone. She has a personal Porn Hub account and even i'm in one. However Timothy Shin Huang has never been in one or slept with her once.

Timothy Shin Huang's girlfriend is hot.

by LELELELE is better then Tim March 2, 2020

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Girlfriend

has to show their face, because it's the law.

My girlfriend is super cool and lets me see her face.

by thelovedoctor69420 October 15, 2020

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Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

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