flatter patty

When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.

My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

Flattening the curve

When you get a boner and you do everything in your power to make it go back down as fast as possible.

Also something that we are doing, just vertically.

We're flattening the curve, just vertically

by Iwouldlovetoseeleafycomeback September 8, 2020

Flatbrim

A derogatory way of describing a type of black person.

"There are too many damn Flatbrims in this mall!"
"That Flatbrim got very angry when his white shoes were stepped on."
"I wouldn't go to that movie theater. There are too many Flatbrims roaming that neighborhood."

by smeagol1209 July 31, 2009

Flatsin

Joking, kidding, not being serious

Dont take me serious, im just flatsin you.
I love your thunder thighes, just flatsin ya babe.

by Erica Wren May 24, 2008

Flatutory Rape

The act of having sex with a minor while passing gas

Guys, did you hear? Steve was charged with flatutory rape? They said the stench was so bad that when they came to the scene, the poor girl was dead and the cause of death was the extreme amounts of methane gas in the room.

by ScottyMcFlizzle July 19, 2010

Flatjob

Like a footjob, but using flats. The act of rubbing your feet on a penis while wearing flats, preferably to the point of causing an orgasm.

Man, Marie had on the cutest flats last night, and gave me a awesome flatjob!

by turionss June 18, 2014

Flatt

A word used to spread love throughout the 14k family. (Fourteen Love All The Time)

That’s my Flatt from the city.

by 14k.lik March 5, 2019