fake asian

an asian who isn’t very smart in math or is super tall (bypasses the asian stereotype)

eww look at amee!! she’s 5’7, what a fake asian!

by mrs mendes December 20, 2020

head fake

when person A proceeds to give what person B thinks is a blowjob, then simply holds the head of the penis in her/his mouth and proceeds to jerk person A off without actually doing anything with their mouth but holding the penis in it.

I was so happy that chick was finally gonna suck my dick then the bitch pulled a head fake on me.

by Joe December 10, 2004

The Fake JsT

Some stupid immature shit who writes unfunny things on Urbandictionary and pretends to be someone else.

The fake JsT is too much of a pussy to use his/her real name.

by JsT February 11, 2005

Fake Sleep

Fake Sleep

To either pretend to sleep or masterbate anywhere or anytime.

Bill: John Are you sleeping IN THERE?
John: "No Answer"
Bill to Tom: John is totally fake sleeping in his room.

by Z.W.C. December 17, 2009

fake friend

a f.f. is a term that sounds like an other in not the same language but has diferent meaning.

to become - bekommen

by felixderkater July 13, 2003

pump fake

Hit hard, used in Football in USA

When I pump fake, go on the knee post

by Ayham August 17, 2007

Fake jew

A half jewish- half christian person who acts all christian because they are fake.

Gets presents for both Christmas and Hanukkah

dude 1: So excited for Christmas
fake jew: yo me too!
dude 1: aren't you jewish?
fake jew: ehh kinda. i get presents for both holidays.

dude 1: dude.......
jew: what?
dude 1: you're a fake jew man....thats just sad.

by Dimskyva November 7, 2011