Charleston Clam Bake 

The instance in which 3-6 obese women bask in a hot tub naked. Any larger group is considered a Louisville Lobster Boil.

The vacation was going great until I walked in on a Charleston Clam Bake. Shit was awful.

Charleston Clam Bake by Khimp April 17, 2020

Buffalo Clam Bucket 

The act in which one Buffalo police officer funnels a "bucket" of new england clam chowder into another Buffalo police officers anus followed by forcefully throwing a 75 year old man to the ground and ignoring his injuries.

Did you see those cops running back to back Buffalo Clam Buckets last week at the protests?

Buffalo Clam Bucket by TheMadAsser June 13, 2020

Roof Clam 

a flying saucer that has landed on an earthlings roof. Most likely to enticing f@#$ing JAMS being bumped.

YO Darren had a roof clam on his house last week. Now his songs are playing through the airwaves!!

Roof Clam by Zordy September 27, 2020

Alaskan Clam Juice 

A woman's pussy juice when it freezes

My old lady's Alaskan Clam juice was so frozen solid i had to chisel my dick out.

Alaskan Clam Juice by EthanDicktaterBerkowitz October 15, 2020

Showing clam 

When a cis woman accidentally shows off her private area, like when a gust of wind blows up her skirt.

“I was minding my own business on a windy day but then I noticed I was showing clam for all to see.”

Showing clam by BossBalalaika June 29, 2021

penis clam 

Also known as a Geoduck (gooey duck) the penis clam uses its long shaft of a neck to filter the salt water into clean water to deliver it to its base hidden deep below the sand

Wow did you know the shaft of the penis clam can grow up to 3 feet.

penis clam by Caramel22 September 12, 2021

Clotted Clam

A nasty whore pussy. Leaves the worst stank and cheesy discharge known to man.

I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.

Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.

Clotted Clam by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021