Canadian Breakfast 

when you pour maple syrup on her while you eat her out

I had an amazing Canadian Breakfast this morning with my wife

Canadian Breakfast by bexface January 27, 2021

Canadian Mudslide 

A bowel movement while sledding in which the accumulation of snow cleans your cleans your brown eye.

I ate 3 crunch wraps before sledding, but don’t worry... it was a Canadian Mudslide.

Canadian Mudslide by BeccaAce February 6, 2021

Canadian Shitstorm 

When passing geese, shit bomb you from the sky.

I was sledding and all of a sudden I got stuck in a Canadian Shitstorm

Canadian Shitstorm by BeccaAce February 6, 2021

Canadian Wood Hump 

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.

"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."

Canadian Wood Hump by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021

Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs

He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside

Canadian cow pie by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021

Canadian Mist 

The worst whisky you will ever try. The BPA leaching plastic bottle is not a nice touch. Will ultimately lead to the worst night of drinking you will ever have

“Is that girl okay?” “No, she drank half a bottle of Canadian Mist”

Canadian Mist by Toedaddy February 18, 2021

Canadian Demon’d

The act of giving your ol’ lady a creampie & performing fellatio on her. Afterwards you spit your own nut back in her mouth.

Me and the woman got freaky last night! We had a few drinks and I Canadian Demon’d her!

Canadian Demon’d by Macman1 April 10, 2021