by I have a Goldfish February 28, 2023
by Youdamnbastard June 18, 2021
an unpleasant or despicable person.
Bastard used to be a not nice thing you called a child whose parents weren't married. But now it's a more general insult hurled toward a jerk or bad person. Bastard can also simply mean fraudulent.
Bastard used to be a not nice thing you called a child whose parents weren't married. But now it's a more general insult hurled toward a jerk or bad person. Bastard can also simply mean fraudulent.
by BonkFinn January 07, 2022
A gay peice of shit who won't fucking tell you what tf something means which you may or may not have seen clearly, many of you may have friends or may even be the person who does it, if you are, go fucking kill yourslef, you suck dick, nobody loves you or ever fucking did, youre the ugliest peice of human shit walking around, you aint ever getting a girlfriend because your a fat bitch who sucks off their own brother and don't have a single father figure in your life, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, IT WILL BENIFIT US ALL.
Similar words: pussy, bastard, bitch, nigger, fatherless, no dick, douchebag, cocksucker.
Similar words: pussy, bastard, bitch, nigger, fatherless, no dick, douchebag, cocksucker.
These people are bastards, they have no fucking life except sitting on their ass wanking their microscopic dick
by fuckurselfufatcunt June 23, 2023
The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.
Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
by Argonator May 19, 2022
A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.
Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019