An angry mule’s kick

Pretty close, but not super close. Approximately 12 feet.

I’m only an angry mule’s kick away from town.

by AJ02 June 30, 2021

heckin angry woofer

When a woofer (big ol doggo) get very anger (heckin angry) it turns to a heckin angry woofer

Thats a heckin angry woofer

by A smol boi October 11, 2017

Angry Orchard

Usually what the bitches drink! Not for the men

I took my bitch out for dinner, I got a red oak, she got a angry orchard .

by Stickhergood December 15, 2018

Angry pinata

When a Mexican is carrying candy and you hit them with a stick till they drop the candy.

I hired a angry pinata for the kids birthday

by Caption ginger beard February 14, 2019

Angry Fireman

What happens when you get a blow job, and you end up ejaculating so much, that the cum, reaches your arm pit.

Occasionally, it has been known to get in hair as well.

Dude, did you pull an angry fireman last night?!

by Bedford Austin November 22, 2011

Angry Ass Hair

A issue or problem that has become so inflamed as to cause constant, painful irritation that can only be relieved by squeezing the sucker until it bursts.(Metaphor)

That Michael Moore has really given the GOP an angry ass hair

by Big Yowl March 28, 2005

reverse angry pirate

When after the guy cums in the girls mouth she kicks him in the shin and spits the cum into his eye.

jen caught jim off gaurd when she gave him a reverse angry pirate because he gave her an angry pirate last night.

by xXxgeoxXx October 31, 2006