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Twat rat

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I was planning to plough the missus last night but there was a massive great twat rat in the way and I had to take her up the dirt pipe
by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024
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Twat outfit

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An outfit worn by a shitty superintendent at graduation who couldn’t care less about his appearance or what the community thinks of him.
Why is he wearing a twat outfit instead of a shirt and tie?
by KimPossible33 July 5, 2024
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Twat outfit

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An outfit worn by a shitty superintendent at graduation who couldn’t care less about his appearance or what the community thinks of him.
Why is he wearing a twat outfit instead of a shirt and tie?
by KimPossible33 July 5, 2024
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Twat Mallet

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A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand
Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "
by Rewd53 August 20, 2024
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Twat-Matt

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A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.
I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….
by anonymous August 22, 2024
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Twat Twitchy

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When your vagina pulsates thinking of your ex husband of 30 plus years.
by Tina the Twat Twitcher April 3, 2024
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