Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020

craigs-book

a little black book containing phone number of every craigs-hook you have ever had

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married; you can keep your craigs-book as a trophy from your bachelors days

by Sexydimma March 21, 2017

eat books

Panamanian way of saying that you have either to study or read a lot. This only applies to these two actions.

This week I have three tests, I am going to eat books like I never did before.

by Justzalez October 15, 2022

chrome book

something you use in class to play games on instead of learning in fact im doing this on a chrome boo- oh shoot the teacher is coming

teacher my chrome book died

by LarryKoopa December 1, 2022

Are You Writing a Book?

Used in annoyance to point out that someone is being inquisitive to an extremely irritating degree.

"Dude, why do you ask so many questions? Are you writing a book?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

Booked

When a bully swats the books out of your hand in the hallway

Yesterday the mean bully Brian booked Tim. Julia helped clean up the mess, but Tim's in the hospital.

by NotJulia April 26, 2017

The Book of Morbman

The amazing teachings of a man named Dr Joseph Morbius

I'm going to read the book of morbman

by Snappyhare June 4, 2022