The phenomenon in which a normal conversation turns blue, becoming so riddled with sexual innuendo that it's rendered nearly impossible to steer back in a non-pervy direction. Every innocent comment starts to become a dirty double entendre, until eventually the entire conversation turns into a complete smut-fest from which there is no return.
Girl: Ah, who doesn't love stripper zombies in Portland? That'd go down like Jesus on a velociraptor.
Guy: I have to admit, when I first read 'go down'... I had rather blasphemous thoughts.
~ten minutes later, during which this term is invented~
Girl: Hmm, this Urban Dictionary thing is quite fun. Something for the annals of history.
Guy: Two n's - one 'n' is bad.
Girl: Yeah, I always thought that 'annals' was an odd word.
It really could so very easily be another.
Guy: Terribly easily. So, how is the entry? ...Oh, Jesus!!!!
Girl: Once you go blue, you can't undo.
Guy: I have to admit, when I first read 'go down'... I had rather blasphemous thoughts.
~ten minutes later, during which this term is invented~
Girl: Hmm, this Urban Dictionary thing is quite fun. Something for the annals of history.
Guy: Two n's - one 'n' is bad.
Girl: Yeah, I always thought that 'annals' was an odd word.
It really could so very easily be another.
Guy: Terribly easily. So, how is the entry? ...Oh, Jesus!!!!
Girl: Once you go blue, you can't undo.
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Get the Once you go blue, you can't undo. mug.Similar to the “sorry, mommy,” trend, people will usually say, “don't ask me the color of anything” after they've spotted a crush. The joke is that their infatuation prevented them from registering what was going on otherwise, like the colors in their surroundings.
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Get the These Collards Don't Run Burger mug.Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”
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Get the “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize” mug.To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).
1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.
2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!
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2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!
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To be seriously demotivated.
To be disinclined to get off one's arse.
To be unwilling to do something.
To be seriously demotivated.
To be disinclined to get off one's arse.
To be unwilling to do something.
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