second hand smoke 

what smokers emit from the end of there cigarettes/mouth. people will say that second hand smoke or "sidestream smoke" is more dangerous than firsthand, true bullshit at its finest. the smoker is getting both second hand and first hand smoke, and the filter doesnt really make the smoke less bad for you. how can someone walking by be more dangerously exposed than someone who is puffing on the dam thing?! smells pretty bad if you ask me, but you need only walk 10 whole yards away to avoid it.

rob reiner: ahem! (bights out of hamburger) but that cigarette out now! the second hand smoke is... killling me.. (COUGH COUGH).
smoker at bar: calm down dude, were in a fucking bar...
rob reiner: you are a baby killler! you hear me! a baby killer! you eat there brains at night!
smoker at bar and everyone else: fuck off rob reiner.

second hand smoke by rilesworth July 26, 2006

smokedopebangwhores 

1.a social scenario of choice for norcal methsex freaks.

2. the perfect week end. or words to live by

"what do you wanna do? "
"smokedopebangwhores!!!!! foo!!"

smokedopebangwhores by not yours 2 July 13, 2009

smokedish 

An ashtray

Hey brah, pass me that smokedish.

smokedish by G-skillet June 8, 2018

smokearoze 

People that smoke anything that can catch alight.

Did you hear kevin smoked a toliet roll? He's such a smokearoze

smokearoze by Acoole April 8, 2009

smoke duel

A smoke duel is initiated by challenger "slapping" an opponents face with smoke, a smoke slap, and declaring "I challenge you to a duel!" The two players then stand back to back and move forward 4.20 paces. To start the first turn both players turn around to face each other. To end a turn both players must have blown a smoke ring at the opponent. The players may "shoot" at any time once a turn has started, including at the same time as an opponent. If both players miss they take a step forward to start another turn, then repeat until one or both of the smoke rings hits an opponent in a turn. The winner is the first person to hit the opponent with a smoke ring. In the event that the two players hit each other in the same turn both players lose.

Remember that time we got ripped trying to have a smoke duel?

smoke duel by r4jd November 20, 2010

Smokehousing 

A teenage prank engaged in by young hooligans. The culprits will run up to the stoop of the target, each take a hit from a bowl of marijuana, blow the smoke at the door, and then doorbell ditch them.

1: Mr. P gave me a bad grade on my class presentation, so we're smokehousing him tonight... you wanna come?

2: Let's smokehouse that bitch!

Smokehousing by Felix Dillinger December 27, 2010

smokeNpoke 

a party consisting of 2 or more people where you partake in smoking then engage in "poking".

We are having a smokeNpoke this friday.

smokeNpoke by Hillratt December 30, 2011