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Shotgun Retard 

A Call of Duty 4 Player that utilizes the shotgun as their primary weapon. Often perceived as a noob weapon, as the shotgun is intended for extremely close quarters, those that use it are considered "careless" or "retarded" when pitted against other players using long range weapons such as assault rifles.
Damnit, that shotgun retard got me from behind.
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Biden retard

1. A Biden retard is someone who loves that mentally ill bastard

2. Biden is retarted. He can't tell the difference between a hurricane and a tornado.
LGBTQ satanist: BIDEN 2020 WOOOOH

Me: Biden retard
Biden retard by Skyrim550 April 14, 2022

bee stung retard 

moving with extreme quickness, as if trying to escape grave danger. derogitory
when his new grille came in, Nelly drove to the jewelry store like a bee stung retard.
bee stung retard by Cpt. Morgan January 22, 2006

The retard 

The retard is a rare off breed of the homosapian it has many suicidal and homophobic tendencies they often make their nests in gay stripper bars
Yo I saw a the retard in the woods when I was huntin
The retard by Niglet GOD April 12, 2017

Roblox Retard 

This word is used to describe people who play the video game ‘Roblox’ slow.
People say afl mentality is a real thing. I call them a Roblox Retard.
Roblox Retard by EFL>AFL March 28, 2019

infinate retard war 

A game that isn't real at all and is a joke that matthew and Brayden say while playing black ops 3
Matthew:BRAYDEN TIME FOR SOME INFINATE RETARD WAR
Brayden:LETS DO THIS SHIT

Golf Retard 

The full name of the Volkswagen Golf R. The Golf R is the highest cost Model Golf and also the fastest. It Makes 282 Horsepower and 280lbs of Torque. When you Accelerate you get thrown back in the seat and the car begins to “go retarded” hence the name golf retard
Andrew: Hello Mr.Golf Retard
Brian: Maybe if you stopped calling it a retard, It wouldn’t hurt you every time you see it
Andrew: Good point
Golf Retard by AMD_Alien October 30, 2019