Car boned

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.

I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.

by Nerazurri July 27, 2010

car clearer

A homeless person with a stench so bad, they are able to clear an entire subway car. This has been known to happen even during peak rush hours.

Sorry I'm late for work - I had to miss my train due to a car clearer.

by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005

moms car

Also known as your moms vagina

Johnny: hey Stan, what's up
Stan: oh I'm just cleaning my moms car
Johnny: dude that's just nasty

by Bobthebuilder248 May 5, 2016

Blessed the car

Having some good ol' sex in your new car is considered blessing it. You can do it on the bonnet, in the front or back seats, or even in the boot if you're dwarven.

"Me and Andy blessed his racecar last night in hopes that it would bring good luck"

"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"

by Queen of your heart September 24, 2016

burner car

Whenever your losing an argument with someone just call them "their name car" with a picture of an ugly car. The car remark has built up has become especially popular in the minecraft modded star wars community but has gradually developed a further reach spreading into other communities.

burner: Thats literally a federal crime im reporting you to the police
you: burner car

charles: you realize the point you just made is stupid and incorrect right?
you: charles car

by lord jocard of madagascar May 10, 2021

wrenched on my car

Working on or fixing, installing a new part of an automobile.

He was So Proud that I wrenched on my car} & just couldn't believe it! I was Proud too!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

jumpy car

A car that jumps.

See that car jumping over there, it must be a jumpy car.

by Big_WIlly December 29, 2003