Joner

A jerk; dork, dweeb, putz, etc.
Generally used as a derogatory term for a bad driver.

(this definition predates any Jonas Brothers-related definitions by many years)

That joner was driving on the freeway doing 45 in the fast lane!

Joner by Jonerrific September 23, 2009

jonesing 

to want something so bad, you got a stiffy for it.

I'm jonesing for some icecream. means you wanna sex up that icecream. or you just want it real bad.

jonesing by batgirl3782343 January 25, 2009

joneser 

A loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn't get his lisence till he was 19.

Chris: Oh man, we are on our way to college.
Torey: Yeah, hey did you here that TJ just got his lisence?
Chris: But isn't he 19?
Torey: Yeah, he is a Joneser.

joneser by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

Jones'd up

The act of a girl clogging up your toilet with something that resembles a summer sausage, then bailing, and denying it with every fiber of her being

Girl 1 and Girl 2 come over to hang out. Girl 1 straight to the bathroom girl 2 straight to the couch. If girl 1 spends more than 7 minutes in the bathroom then wants to leave ASAP. Odds are you have been Jones'd up

Jones'd up by Soddy Boy September 16, 2014

joneth 

Joneth, is the Ric Flair pronunciation of the last name Jones. Invented in the middle of a match in Wwe '13, Joneth has become a staple in the verbal altercations of the Harlan county, Ky wrestling video game scene.

"Hey Jesse, did you notice Joneth picked Ric Flair?"
"Yes I did. Let's beat him up!"

joneth by TrentPassive December 19, 2016

Jonetani

the only fob in the room with a small dick.

"Jonetani has a small dick.

Jonetani by NONUTDECEMBER May 15, 2019

Jonetani

What are you looking up Jonetani for?

"Jonetani is so irrelevant"

Jonetani by NONUTDECEMBER May 15, 2019