Jessica gregg

A squid with slimy tentacles

Jessica gregg hit me with her tentacles

by Hazel Gallagher October 18, 2019

Jesse beeson

Absolute fuckin sick cunt druggos,
Gets pissy when you spell his name "jessie"
Also gets smashed off two beers

Person1: did you hear about what jesse beeson did last weekend?

Person 2: yeah, heard he drank like 5 great northans and fucked his dad!

by Poo-rolls are awesome October 20, 2019

Jesus fucked a monkey!

Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.

Jesus fucked a monkey!, watch out twat.

by TauntonJah November 5, 2019

jesse

the kind of sweet guy you always want to be around because he's so cool and witty and can laugh at himself. Always cool and chill and, you can hang around him and enjoy moments of comfortable silence with him.

girl: I love hanging out with him. He's such a jesse!

by kirl818181 January 23, 2020

jesus slippers

flip flops or berkenstocks

you cant wear jesus slippers working in the forest

by bandana darren February 3, 2020

Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me

Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred

by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020

Jesus Crackers

Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.

Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"

by the Dan Dan that Can Can April 13, 2020