staff gorilla

meaning: beautiful and amazing person

"You're a staff gorilla"
"omg thank you so much "

by bigmanpussyclartfamalam123 June 20, 2023

the gorilla in the room

when you miss something unusual or important in front of you

when counting the basketball throws, you see literally nothing else, even the gorilla in the room. This could be regarded as like the old adage that mocked someone's lack of observational skills; "if it was a dog it would bite you"

by Johnboy52 July 14, 2023

great-gorilla

These are the five traits that create the great-gorilla, "the wise monkeys":

- Energind ("ADD/ADHD") - "See No Evil"
Because they are very imaginative and caring.
- Huquency ("HSP/Empath") - "Hear No Evil"
Because they don't take anything as insults. They understand other people's perspectives.
- Trualist ("ASP/ASD") - "Speak No Evil"
Because they are brutally honest.
- Timester ("OCD/OCPD") - "Smell No Evil"
Because they are so cleanly and organized, they have a good sense of time. Virtuous.
- Freespective ("ODD") - "Do No Evil"
Because they are very freedom oriented. They don't like being told what to do, and they don't tell other people what to do. Freedom.

If you have ALL FIVE of these traits, related to the spiritually activated five senses… then you are a GREAT-GORILLA!!

"That great-gorilla person over there… what a powerful aura. I don't know how to handle it. I don't know whether to be angry, afraid… or maybe we should diagnose that person with all these 'disorders'. To make me feel that I am above, and that that person is below me. So that they know their place."

by NeoTPolaris August 31, 2023

Sugar Gorilla

Sugar Gorilla refers to a Gorilla, who provides gifts or financial support, for romantic companionship or sexual intimacy

21 can you be my Sugar Gorilla

by SugarGorilla November 2, 2023

Vanilla gorilla

The biggest whitest friend in your group who's also the strongest.

Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?

Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla

by Ttess1 December 10, 2023

Vanilla Gorilla

Another word for Cracker, aka a "racial" term for Caucasians

Bob: "Bro there is a Vanilla Gorilla near the ice cream shop"

Tom: "Just say cracker bruv"

by TheVanillaGorilla12345 March 1, 2024

liquid gorilla fun

When a very hairy male gets naked so that they can masturbate.

Dammit Jerry, can't you have you liquid gorilla fun at your own home?

by Repressed Humor Issues November 7, 2024