Food job

The act of sexual gratification using food to please ones self. Is usually messy.

"Did you hear? Amy gave Shaun a food job! What a slut!"

by LocalKitty January 1, 2018

Chinese food

Often used for other drugs but primarily refers to heroin. Chinese White!

Hope we're gonna order some Chinese food tonight. I feel like shit and need to kill the pain!

by Leauxbeaux July 24, 2016

Season food

Disgusting and repulsive food that only season T. would enjoy

looks at green hotdogs "thats season food right there"

by Boibutnotreally March 5, 2022

buffer food

A meal prepared in such a way that its presentation and/or appearance will generate its own conversation, thereby eliminating awkward communication among incompatible guests.

Imma fix a series of buffer food courses for tomorrow night's dinner party, and hoping like hell that people will focus on the food instead of pushing each other's buttons.

by pfon November 28, 2012

food ass

When people cook nasty smelling food and it stinks up the office/house.

"My office smells like food ass."

by ktaylor625 October 20, 2008

Baby Food

Refers to a drug lower on the thrill scale than one you currently use, which is obviously superior to that crap. For instance to a heroin addict, baby food might be Percocet or Vicodin.

I left the Baby Food long ago, only The King works for me.

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Whole Foods

A disgrace to the natural food industry. Wild Oats is a lot better, and thats a fact. Its proven by their commitment to customer service and quality, which whole foods has niether of.

I took a shot on whole foods doorstep.

by puntang master August 18, 2004