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What am I doing here? 

Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says every day while he is in the White House and remembers that he is president (or after somebody reminds him), if not more. The reason he says this is because even someone as brain-dead as Joe can't believe that he is president.
1.
Joe Biden: Where the hell am I? What am I doing here?
Everyone: That's what we all are wondering!

2.
Interviewer: Hey Joe, it's great to have you here tonight. I can't wait to kiss your behind for the next 30 minutes. So, how are you doing?
Joe Biden: I'm pretty good, but um, uh, where am I again? What am I doing here? Where are we? Who are you? Who am I!

3.
Joe Biden: What am I doing here?
Everyone with a brain: destroying our country!
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What are ye doing in my swamp?! 

A term use in the movie "Shrek" and the YouTube video "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."

Usually triggers people.
Luke: "What are ye doing in my swamp?!"
Brendon: "No. Stahp."

why are we doing this 

because you don´t know what else to do.
John, why are we doing this?
Because you´re bored.

why am i doing this instead of hw 

something i just asked myself and i just realised it was due 30 mins ago. ima kill myself bruh
why am i doing this instead of hw im literally still doing this shit

di why am i doing this 

Meaning that you have no clue why you are doing such stupid shit
Rob: Fuck this diy
Corinne: Di why am I doing this

what are you DOING with your life?

Means the same thing as:
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?

Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.
Girl 1: The sun goes around the Earth, right?

Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?

Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working

Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"

Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again

Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"

Pigeons doing bad dances that died out 13 years ago 

Pigeons doing dances that died out 13 years ago. Another way of saying something is out of date or useless. Also said as “a pigeon doing a bad dance that died 13 years ago”, it’s basically a shitty way to say something last year , I really don’t know where I’m going with this but oh well. Pigeons are just so godamn cool
Cameron : hey bro, wanna go hang out by the subway?!

Reginald : dude that’s such an old thing to do, stop being a pigeon doing bad daces that died out 13 years ago...(defined as your boring as fuck Cameron)(Pigeons doing bad dances that died out 13 years ago)