unable to can 

unable to can is the smart way of saying can't/can not
this phrase is only used by intellectuals which have a iq of over 10.

I am unable to can do this question

unable to can by Lewisanklegangman March 12, 2019

help, i've fallen, and i can't get up 

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it

old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street

help, i've fallen, and i can't get up by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007

pleasure you can't measure 

Wow, isn't this the grate-ist catch-fraez EVAR!

Do not buy products with this slogan in thier advertising campaign. Ever.

pleasure you can't measure by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

The Left can’t meme 

The very fact that you get offended by this proves the statement

Dude lots of people are offended by the left can’t meme meme

Ikr thats the reasons that the left can’t meme

The Left can’t meme by idiot78 July 27, 2019

Coke-can Bandit

An unidentified person who secretly leaves large unflushable shits in the toilets at work

'No way! It could be Belpop, Kennard or Hughsey but Backholer is far too skinny to be a coke-can bandit'

Coke-can Bandit by BDAdmin March 24, 2009

Bueno Can't Complaino 

Being well or Bueno. So bueno in fact, you cannot complain. Or if you are a doucher, "Complaino."

Chad: "Hey Jake. How are you doing?"
Jake: "Bueno can't complaino."
Chad: "Go fuck yourself."

Bueno Can't Complaino by Will Dog April 10, 2009

I can't brain 

Someone will say this when they cannot think properly or well enough

Today is Monday, and I can't brain.

I can't brain by CoffeeShop2003 May 29, 2018