boobs

The Things That Give Life Meaning And Joy.

Bill Was Depressed until he saw a pair of boobs, now it's nearly impossible to wipe that smile of his face.

by thegreatcornholio July 28, 2007

man boobies

Large mounds of flesh that develop on the chests of obese men where pecs should be. These often overlap fat rolls, have distored cylindrical, round, or lumpy shapes, and are sometimes hairy.

My college roommate Neekita Desai has a thing for fat men with man boobies!

by Nikki Tyler December 10, 2003

Boobquake

This little bit of supernatural thinking:

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

The modest proposal:

Clearly something was lost in translation; however, the hypothesis that dressing immodestly causes earthquakes will be tested empirically.

Time for a Boobquake:

Annually, on April 26th, wear the most cleavage-showing shirt you own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. Join and embrace the supernatural power of breasts, short shorts, and any other preferred form of immodesty. With the power of scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.

Source: Blag Hag

Human 1: "It's a Boobquake!"

Human 2: "Plate tectonics has nothing on these mammaries."

Human 1: "Your immodesty rocks my world!"

by Eyjafjallajokullboob April 23, 2010

gotchu booboo

A saying to let a good friend know that you will take care of them. This can be emotional, physical, or even monetary.

You don't have money to pay for a bottled water? Don't worry, I gotchu booboo.

by capnc123 November 3, 2017

Booboculars

1) Noun: The term used for small people (generally adult dwarfs) who's eyes meet the breasts of a woman. In other words, when a man's eyes are perpendicular to a woman's nipples - which, when erect, could result in blindness.

2) Noun: The term used for the binoculars that a peeping tom uses for the activity of looking at a woman's breasts from afar.

1) She was so tall against me it was like I was wearing a pair of booboculars!

2) I looked across the road and saw a man in the bush with a pair of booboculars in his hands!

by DwidgetDave December 20, 2010

Boobs Mcgee

The nickname given to the girl inthe room flaunting her chest the most.

"check out Boobs McGee over there"

by August April 7, 2003

I wanna have boobies

The commom misheard interpretation in the song "When I grow up" by The Pussycat Dolls. Most people hear the song as,

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "boobies"

When in fact the correct lyrics are...

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "groupies"

I've been 18 for half a year already so technically I am grown up, but i don't have boobies. I wanna have boobies really badly. Maybe if I wish for them hard enough I just might get them.

by flat chested June 29, 2008