Muppet Babies

An animated spinoff of The Muppets Take Manhattan scene where Miss Piggy daydreams about what happened if she and Kermit the Frog met as babies. The show is about all the imaginary adventures the baby Muppets get in to when their Nanny isn't around, or when they're waiting for something.

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true!
Muppet Babies will do the same for you!

by Dee96 August 31, 2010

baby grubbing

When someones' gripping something like a baby holds onto things. It gets real gross and grubby.

Cooper was so high, he was baby grubbing that cookie dough for hours.

by babyGrubber March 2, 2022

Plant babies

When you're lonely and think that plants are better than cats

"Hey, don't touch my plant babies!"

by Shortyish January 5, 2021

baby mustard

Baby mustard refers to bright yellow mustard, as opposed to Dijon mustard. (i.e. -- French's mustard)

There's no substitute for baby mustard on a hot dog. Lots of it!

by Cranberry Bob March 12, 2021

Vinegar Baby

A vinegar baby is a device used to introduce a stream of vinegar and water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons. Most typically it takes the form of a rubber bulb and plastic nozzle.

"Hey Becky, can I borrow your vinegar baby? My taco is extra cheesy right now."

"Sure thing Susan, but you'll have to wipe the chocolate off it first."

by Mother's Folly March 2, 2017

baby pro

1. An underaged prostitute.

2. A pro below the legal age of sexual consent.

3. Jailbait that offers to turn tricks.

4. A lolita for hire.

If you get caught with that baby pro you'll be charged with rape.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

H Baby

A dead baby whose dumbass mother is a heroine addict. Said baby is then used for extremely profitable sales on the black market or as a flotation device.

- "Wow, where'd you get the new Jag you're driving these days?"

- "Oh man, I just started selling H babies. They're flying out of the jars like candy!"

OR

"For a minute, I thought our day on the lake was ruined after a ninja popped all of our rafts. Good thing we brought our H baby for back up."

by Knik October 28, 2009