corncob man

aka, mondo owada

nooo precious corncob man

by ultimate lifeform September 6, 2018

Man Nog

n. A white liquidy substance used in sexual reproduction among homo sapiens. Aka, sperm.
Synonyms: semen, sperm, cum, man juice, facial cream, throat coater, jizz, gizz,

John: "yo dave, where were you last night?"
Dave: "I was busy spraying Mary's face with my man nog"
John: "You're the fucking man"

Jeff: "Dude, I saw your mom last night."
Steve: "Where at??"
Jeff: "Getting out of my bed, she was dripping with my man nog."

Sarah: "I love drinking a glass of man nog in the morning."
Elon: "You're a freak a leak sarah...but I'd give you some of my man nog."

by #Jamaica December 6, 2011

Dookie man

He simply built diffrent

I’m the dookie man

by Sushdisnejandishwhfnw October 24, 2020

Saucony man

a guy who brakes his arm slipping on a glove

oh poor saucony man

by ok thank March 16, 2021

man shorts

guy shorts that girls wear, only cool when authentic (IE bought in the guys department or stolen from a boyfriend or something). mad comfortable, makes me not wanna wear female shorts anymore.

i bought new man shorts at the mall last week, and people were looking at me kinda funny when they saw me browsing the guy's department. man shorts rock!!!

by rainynights447 August 30, 2005

mini-man

A derisive term to indicate that someone has no courage, capacity for leadership, or ideas of their own.

Our supervisor has so far shown himself to be a sad little mini-man.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

Changed Man

When you're out with the boys and a girl comes and talks to to one of them, and all of a sudden he becomes a new man acting all cool and shit. Acts professional and doesn't really joke around. Tries not to associate him with you guys anymore.

*Girls walks in*
Alex: *Casually pulls up sleeve to display watch* *Acts cool*
Alex: "Hey girls whats up,the drinks are on me"
The Boys; "Damn what a Changed Man"

by TheKing35 January 15, 2019