swag-o-meter 

A gauge to indicate how much of a douchebag you are .It can be correlated in some way to the yolo-o-meter.
An urban legends say that it is actually a gay-o-meter, but c'mon guys, only Bender (from Futurama) has that kind of item.

Some say that if you take the inverse of the number, you can estimate the grade the guy will have in High School.

John : Yo man, I got 95 on the swag-o-meter, so fucking swag!!!!!
Ronald : Hey me too three years ago, welcome to McDonald!!!! ;)

swag-o-meter by Rhonkar August 19, 2013

Swag in a Bag 

A phrase that describes an awesome situation or incident.

"Went to a party with free beer, got wasted and partied all night long! Swag in a Bag!"

"Accidently ran into a nude beach filled with hot people! Swag in a Bag!"

"Got a flat tire in front of a tire store! Swag in a Bag!"

"Walking in the park , found a lighter, it worked! Swag in a Bag!"

Swag in a Bag by stubbzz November 28, 2013

swag yolo in the cholo 

Stealthier than a tortoise on meth, blacker than your nan

tortoise: dude that meth was great im extremely stealthy now, swag yolo in the cholo

nan: wow you must be blacker than me

swag yolo in the cholo by bernise the swagmaster #yolo March 18, 2014

swag police 

When you have too much or too little swiggity swag so the special SSTT super swag tactical team will help you

Look! Look! There's Nolan and Justin the swag police

swag police by Itsfreakydiecky July 29, 2014

swag shag 

The meaning behind 'Swag Shag' is a simple phrase that comes from the dark land of poon. It is the activity of simply having sexual intercourse with a clean shaven vagina.

Borris: How was last night bro?
Ben : Total Swag Shag
Borris: That clean 'ay

swag shag by charliemofo August 30, 2014

Swag Fag 

a person who always wears joggers, skinny jeans, Jordan's, young and reckless, diamond co. and thinks their supperior then everyone and likes to talk shit to people who don't wear fuckboy clothing and says "bruh" 24/7 like an idiot.

Swag fag

Swag Fag by Pharaoh187 November 8, 2015

Swag Delight

Having Swag Delight is when you've got the Swag but you're totally chilled about it.

"Bro! You're the person with the most Swag I know!"
"Nah bro, not a big deal."
"Dude, he's got the Swag delight!"

Swag Delight by bennjoYo September 4, 2016