straight edge 

A movement started in the early 80's from the hardcore punk scene. Basically it means to be drug free.

One major note: you can't be edge if you have more than three bedrooms in your house.

1) "Dude, the school newspaper did an article about that straight edge kid. He's pretty cool."

"Yeah, but he's got more than three bedrooms in his house, so he's a FAKIE."

2) "Dude...that edge kid has four bedrooms in his house!"

"WHAT WOULD IAN MCKAYE SAY!!?!?!?!?"

straight edge by scene kidz R hotT May 25, 2008

straight edge 

Once affiliated with the conservative element of the punk movement (against drugs, alcohol and casual sex, extremist elements were anti-abortion and sometimes violent) in the 1980s. Now, however, the meaning can also include people who distinguish themselves from their peer group by abstaining from drugs and alcohol by personal choice rather than by affiliation with the punk subculture ideology.

1988:
Pete wears electrical-tape X's on his hands and burns down abortion clinics, he's a punk-rock mix of Ronald Reagan and the Muslim Brotherhood

2008:
Pete doesn't poke the smot with the rest of us cause he's straight edge, but we love him anyway cause he bakes us lots of betty crocker when we're high.

straight edge by Faulty March 17, 2008

Straight As An Arrow 

When you think you're okay to drive after putting down a six-pack by yourself, when in actuality, you are not

Me: Are you alright to drive?
You: Yeah, bitch, I'm straight as an arrow. Get off my back.

Straight As An Arrow by Usednames April 25, 2016

straight gay 

A broad insult designed to trigger and confuse a liberal opponent.

Fuck up you straight gay

straight gay by Dallyissmelly January 15, 2018

Straight Pressure 

To be in a societal situation where in fear of not being accepted pretend to be straight when you are actually gay.

"Dude there was so much straight pressure in High-School"

Straight Pressure by CesnaSegan June 10, 2020

straight trippin 

a moron making an idiot of himself by saying or doing somthing really moronic

damn that jive motha fucka is straight trippin hittin on my girl

straight trippin by ben speary September 14, 2003

straight goggles

adj or n: the inclination or action of a historically or self-identified queer individual to seek or make sexual advances towards a person who is biologically of the opposite sex/gender while intoxicated or inebriated; comparable to beer goggles

Yo, that girl Linda has never fucked a man but when we out at the club and she's faded, she's up on all kinds of men...must be the straight goggles.

straight goggles by Malik Soul June 1, 2007