schappledoop

When you drop your strudel after it just came out of the oven

"Ah man, after making the perfect baked dessert, I schappledooped."

by Cmarie98 May 18, 2018

SlappaFacka

Someone that deserves a good slap on the face.

Izzy your such a slappaFacka

by IAmTheYeeter May 21, 2018

Schlapp

The sound of balls colliding with the chin during fellatio.

Matt had difficulty expressing a logically coherent idea while the president's balls where Schlapping him.

by ry_diggity May 31, 2018

slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.

Hey bro, do you mind me slapping your john?

by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018

Slappage

Performing an act so well you slap God in the face.

Synonyms include; fire, litty titty, badass, yeet, and awesome sauce

Damn, I fucked the shit outta that bitch. It was pure slappage.

by Dlister321 June 22, 2018

Slappin’ Legs

A formerly popular Southern euphemism for sex. (verb)

“Everybody knows that those two have been slappin’ legs.” -My Grandmother

by kinkytwinky June 25, 2018

slapping taint

When your mother in law walks in and catches your balls in the air slapping her daughters taint .

Or when you are pounding that ass and your balls are slapping against the taint

I walked in and caught my brother and his girlfriend slapping taint.

by DirtySouth305 May 7, 2018