peruvian sausage 

The largest of all the sausages in the world, far superior to the donger

Wow that guy is so hot I bet he has a Peruvian sausage.

I wish I had a peruvian sausage!

peruvian sausage by SAFTB November 27, 2016

poor sausage 

- Somebody who is sad, but in being sad is madly amusing to those around them.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.

Person 1 pours a brand new pint of milk down the sink, thinking it is out of date. Then realizes it is not out of date. ''Oh dear, I have just thrown away a brand new pint of milk!''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''

poor sausage by Orange Tiger February 6, 2017

Flesh Sausage

1.) Penis
2.) The male reproductive organ.

John stuck his flesh sausage into Sarah's vagina, and they both enjoyed it.

"Hey girl, suck my flesh sausage."

Flesh Sausage by McHesp March 21, 2017

tube sausage 

Slang for dick

"I got some tube sausage for you"

tube sausage by Macdadeo October 6, 2017

Fuck Sausage 

Slang term for a penis or dildo, especially in a comedic context.

"Oh man, I need that fuck sausage tonight," said no woman ever.

Fuck Sausage by bynitch December 31, 2017

Rug Sausage 

A hairy penis

She’s into rug sausage

Rug Sausage by Ghostinthedark February 9, 2018

Lonely Sausage 

its when a male dips his dick and balls in cold water for 2 minutes and out comes a lonely sausage, with balls shriveled up, and yeah thats it.

DAYUM its so cold that i got a lonely sausage

Lonely Sausage by THABUTTSHARK March 1, 2018