procrastinATE

When you procrastinate but specifically eat in order to procrastinate therefore you are procrastinATEing.

"I just procrastinATEd and now I am going to annoy my roommates by complaining about how much stomach hurts"-That silly ginger

by shortsillyginger February 9, 2021

Procrastinertia

The law of procrastinertia states that a person at rest remains at rest, and a person at work remains at work unless acted upon by a force of moners

Parents: Get off your ass and build an airplane from scratch
Me: no
Parents: why not?
Me: procrastinertia

by Glucose Paternal Figure April 6, 2021

procrastinate

To put something off doing
To avoid doing something nd doing something else to avoid it

U r such a procrastinator.
Don't b so lazy, stop procrastinating
I probably shouldn't procrastinate

by zamazing32♡ April 15, 2021

Procrastinate

u. what you are fucking doing right now.... GO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK THAT WAS DUE 2 MONTHS AGO YOU KNOW YOUR GONNA FAIL THE YEAR BITCH

You: you, procrastinate.. is what your lazy fucking ass is doing rn

by BeLGBTQ+andShakeThatAss April 16, 2021

Procrastinator

Students.

Procrastinator on daily basis

Student: Homework... I'll do it at 5PM.
Time: 5:05PM
Student: Well, shit, I'll do it at 6PM
Time: 6:02PM
Student: Well, shit—

by The-HeeHee-is-coming April 18, 2021

Procrastastudying

The pursuit of pointless facts in order to avoid learning more boring but relevant information

I should have been learning about electrical safety but instead I did some procrastastudying on the phytonutrients of plankton

by Basedexcess May 2, 2021

procrastimeme

To procrastinate because of memes.

"I'm procrastimemeing." "Me too."
"Get some work done, don't procrastimeme!"

by Robot Monkey May 6, 2021