The moment when you and a mate decide to hyuk a few yolks at another one of your mates, while speaking the phrase "egg moment" in the most monotone voice achievable. Is a show of domination.
by LandoCatters February 17, 2021
by merla April 18, 2006
A phrase used to describe a person who has done something/said something rather idiotic without realising or meaning to.
by Vladimir January 14, 2005
Spitting thouroughly on the vagina, so it looks foamy, then "tinkling" into the spit to make it yellowish. OR, eating out using so much saliva while she urinates, so that a thick yellowish foam develops on her vagina. Hard scrambled eggs is when after making the yellowish foamy substance ontop of the vagina, he drives himself into her, usually either missionary style or with her on top.
My friend got tired of eating so much tossed salad, he and his girlfriend got adventurous and had some soft scrambled eggs.
by Dell Dimen January 15, 2007
by Wrong turner September 13, 2009
When a woman's vagina is filled with lighter fluid and lit aflame, thus burning her uterus, and hopefully up into her ovary, frying her eggs.
by Haloassassinsnipernoobpwner117 March 06, 2012
An embarrassing sexual moment where the women is strapped face up on the ground or any other object. Then you take a egg (add more eggs if you want the moment to last longer) and crack it on top of her vagina. Then you take a hot iron and press down on the egg. Once the egg is fried to you liking you take a knife and a fork and eat it off her vagina. If some parts fall in the vagina you can just suck them out and eat them.
Man: Hey want some fried eggs?
Woman: Sure
A few strips of duct tape later...
Woman: What the fuck are you doing?
Man: Making some fried eggs.
Woman:Shit!!!
Woman: Sure
A few strips of duct tape later...
Woman: What the fuck are you doing?
Man: Making some fried eggs.
Woman:Shit!!!
by Buttsexisdirty May 06, 2011