1 definition by Haloassassinsnipernoobpwner117

Fried Eggs

When a woman's vagina is filled with lighter fluid and lit aflame, thus burning her uterus, and hopefully up into her ovary, frying her eggs.

Mary can't have children because Tom gave her fried eggs.

by Haloassassinsnipernoobpwner117 March 6, 2012