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hover job

When you jerk or suck someone off without explicitly touching them, or are jerked or sucked off without touching them, with the intentions of humiliating the jerker offer.
Jacob's mother gave me a hover job and then I gave her an angry dragon.
by Verrukt_Pajamas August 21, 2013
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fatty job

-(n)the art of an overweight person giving oral sex by putting the male sex organ in their fat roles and massaging it as one would do when giving a hand job.
Michael ran out of lube so Mason used the grease from the leftover KFC to give him a fatty job.
by Mason Curran January 13, 2011
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a robin job

A blowjob given to a placid penis
First girl: "My man couldn't get it up last night so I just gave him a Robin Job"
Second girl: "What's that?"
First girl: You know, because when I was blowing him it looked like a Robin (i.e., a bird) trying to pull an earthworm out of its hole. Thus, a Robin Job.
by Aehster April 16, 2016
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Wait job

A wait job is where you have to wait on someone but they are late for an agreed upon time. If they fail to meet said time, they are obliged to perform oral sex. Hence the "wait"-job.
You are going on a date and they ask you to pick them up at 6:30 pm. However, they are not ready at 6:30 pm and make you wait for 15 minutes.
They are required to provide you with oral sex for the wait job until completion.
by Kyle Monster February 8, 2021
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Ravioli Job

Dumping a can of Chef Boyardee's Ravioli on his dick and giving him the succ of a lifetime as he shoots his tomato sauce fused cum into your mouth
her: I just want to cuddle tonight
him: There are a few cans left... Can I have one more Ravioli Job?
by Thatoneubergæguy November 8, 2019
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seanhann job

When a "legitimate" media reporter / personality sucks up to a politician so much, it's basically a sexual relationship.
Wow did Hannity give Trump a seanhann job on stage last night.
by XYZF November 6, 2018
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job's bitch

The term used to define an Apple 'i' product fan. Under the second tenure of Steve Jobs as Apple's CEO, the company had released many products branded with prefix of letter "i" such as iphone and ipad. They have been recognized as Steve's "i"dea;
Stop wasting your time on these silly devices,you job's bitch and concentrate on work.
That job's bitch always goes on bragging about how cool is his ipad.
I sold her my old iphone and turned her into a job's bitch
by originalThinker December 4, 2013
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