Mountain Football

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.

Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.

by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024

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mountain dizzerp

slang for mountain dew mixed with whiskey and codine

yo hey man, hey you sippin on sizurp like a bizzich, but shit different on the mountain... mountain dizzerp

by rusleezy March 8, 2011

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mountain pussy

Untouched Bigfoot pussy.. Tastes like the copper of the moonshine

Tryna find some mountain pussy all the way in these neck of the woods?

by Mountain Pussy November 1, 2022

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Mountain thighs

Mountain thighs are bigger, juicer,thicker,bouncier,jigglier,and more stackable than thunder thighs

"look at that girls mountain thighs!"

by Nathaniel the great December 14, 2024

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Stone Mountain Nora

A mysterious and semi-omnipotent force associated with NACHA outages and Cassandra-like predictions of payment processing failures caused by clearly Shit code and carebear levels of process fuckery. Possesses very European nipples, sexy but angry accent and devoutly non traditional pubic hair placement

For the love of god, get me a gin and tonic, Stone Mountain Nora and some Snapple scented non-flammable lube.

by PickledickJones November 12, 2021

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