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jeffy

a stupid puppet that literally cusses in every sentence and somehow its meant for kids.
jeffy: *cussing like a biker*
me: "why is this popular?"
by ur mom at ur moms house August 11, 2019
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wet jefferson

sticking your fore finger or other fingers into our mouth and getting them wet and then sliding them through another individuals toes
Nate gave Ross a Wet Jefferson while in the parking lot a Muchies
by Seth Bauserman October 1, 2006
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Pull a Jeffrey Dahmer

Pulling a Jeffrey Dahmer,” is when someone cannibalizes or eats a another humans flesh. First made famous by Kesha’s song “Cannibal,” Jeffrey Dahmer was an American Serial killer who was known for killing his victims and then eating there flesh.
Yeah, I’ll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer.

Or
I’m so hungry I could pull a Jeffrey Dahmer.
by Urmomkindasucksngl July 4, 2021
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jefferson township

Population: 20,000+. Area: 40+ Square Miles. Government: Senile.

A collection of small shit towns in northern NJ, many up which are totally unrecognizable by name outside of a 5 minute driving radius, mainly: oak ridge, Milton, cozy lake, lake Shawnee, and lake Hopatcong. This place is also affectionately known as “J-town” by its residents, mainly those who (for no provable reason) think that the JTHS football team is good or can even beat Pope John more than once per hundred years. With its over 95% white demographic and close proximity to Sussex County, its home to many all-American morons. From inbred racists to drunken Harley riders, confederate flag waving pick-up truck drivers, NIMBY cell tower protestors, gothic-dressing high school kinds and the white thug and Tokyo Drift wanna-be’s, displays of authentic Jefferson moronism are in no short supply.

Many have speculated that this is a direct result of boredom. There is a definitely lack of amusements in the area, which means cliff parties and self-tattooing are common pastimes. Fun with hair dyes and mailbox baseball fill the time between those activities previously mentioned.

Jefferson is showing signs of improvement. In a recent census, it is believed that the number of people with a full set of teeth now outnumbers those who don’t. These results are have been challenged by neighboring townships claiming there is a link between literacy and having teeth, and the woodchucks and completely toothless of Jefferson can’t report their status because they could not read the census form and did not have an interpreter.

Like many idioms, simply saying “Jefferson Township” or merely just “Jefferson” or “J-town” immediately conjures up a reaction and a common understanding of what is being talked about. It’s almost never in a good way, but in most cases, its “enough said”…..
What is wrong with that guy? He's from Jefferson Township!
by wuzzup j town August 12, 2007
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Jeffed

To destroy one at a game. To beat an opponent so bad, he or she will not attempt to challenge you again. Same meaning as Powned.
You just got jeffed.
by GSPOTJEFF February 6, 2010
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jeffication

jeffication: When that zombie jumped out I jefficated in my pants!
by unholyroller187 July 20, 2006
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Jeffree Star

The most amazing drag queen ever

Queen of the beautifuls.

God of the scene kids.

Has songs such as We Want Cunt, I Hate Music, and Heart Surgery Isn't That Bad.

Has done makeup for celebs such as Kelly Osbourne

Is amazing live
Me: I love you Jeffree Star!
Jeffree: -smirks his pink lips- Thank you.
by Scheherazade Skye May 18, 2008
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