A male who claims to be nothing but nice and compassionate towards women and as a result feels he deserves acknowledgment from females but never gets any because in reality he is actually a douchebag for thinking that he is owed something just for being respectful and nice. That's called being a fucking decent human being, dummies, and no one owes you shit for that.
This guy thinks he's going to get some ass just because he's nice to me sometimes. What a stereotypical nice guy.
by amateurleader July 07, 2014
1. Any individual in a group selected with as equal a chance as everyone else
2. A certain individual who perceives themselves as being random, whether it be about their thoughts, their personality, their actions, or just everything about them. They decide what to do based on what they know and want, but not what must be done. This could range to anything from collecting magnesium rocks for powering their secret underground robot servant facility, to eating a Cheeto off another man's shoulder.
2. A certain individual who perceives themselves as being random, whether it be about their thoughts, their personality, their actions, or just everything about them. They decide what to do based on what they know and want, but not what must be done. This could range to anything from collecting magnesium rocks for powering their secret underground robot servant facility, to eating a Cheeto off another man's shoulder.
by RandomGuy2011 March 05, 2015
couch guy- a person who resides on someone's couch. He or she may or may not pay rent for the couch. Usually pays through karmic duties such as cleaning or cooking. Usually someone adept to the art of couch surfing. Will usually reside on a couch anywhere from a day to a year.
by Robin Tibby/ A Couch Guy February 05, 2009
The Simpsons character who always wears a bumblebee suit and speaks spanish. He hosts his own children's show, which Bart couldn't stop watchintg due to the scantily clad women wearing peacock hats.
by Alphonze Mephisto May 18, 2007
by HHHHEEEEHEEEE April 16, 2010
The type of man preferred by normal, psychologically healthy women, such as those who inhabit places like Asia, Latin America, and Eastern Europe. However, the nice guy gets little play from modern Western women, due to them being deranged, mentally ill skanks who enjoy being used and abused by creeps and players.
by sfgnjhsyjnwsrtjhnawr September 29, 2009