Granell is the best name ever created by the Greek gods themselfs. People that have that name are the descendants of god himself. Greatest name.
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This is an anecdote that is centred around an exceptionally worthy or innocent person, usually the speaker's grandmother, in an attempt to illicit more sympathy than the story would otherwise manage (usually in response to environmentally or socially progressive change). It often also comes with the description of a physical ailment or past injustice to amplify the sympathy response.
Examples:
In response to a suggestion that reducing access to a street for motor vehicles will make it safer for pedestrians, reduce air pollution and encourage more walking and cycling: "But I need to drive down that street regularly to take my gran to her hospital appointments, which she needs me to do due to her bad knee"
In response to a proposal to replace fossil fuels with renewable energy: "My granny got rid of her gas boiler, and now has to pay more to heat her tiny, draughty one bed flat, after working and paying her taxes for 50 years!"
When they hear that trans women may use women's toilets: "My nan was terrified the other day when she was talking a dump in the toilet at Marks & Spencer, when she realised that the person having a pee in the next door cubicle might have a hairer chin than her. What a way to treat a cancer survivor!'
Examples:
In response to a suggestion that reducing access to a street for motor vehicles will make it safer for pedestrians, reduce air pollution and encourage more walking and cycling: "But I need to drive down that street regularly to take my gran to her hospital appointments, which she needs me to do due to her bad knee"
In response to a proposal to replace fossil fuels with renewable energy: "My granny got rid of her gas boiler, and now has to pay more to heat her tiny, draughty one bed flat, after working and paying her taxes for 50 years!"
When they hear that trans women may use women's toilets: "My nan was terrified the other day when she was talking a dump in the toilet at Marks & Spencer, when she realised that the person having a pee in the next door cubicle might have a hairer chin than her. What a way to treat a cancer survivor!'
"I have presented lots of evidence of why this change is necessary and positive, but all you have in response are a couple of disconnected granecdotes"
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Get the ganeb mug.A reference to a large, giant eye in the middle of ones forehead.
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Gianeyes are most commonly found on the foreheads of monsters, but a recent trend in New Zealand proves that some parents prefer their children to have a gianeye. People with a gianeye are now mating with others who have one in hope to pass on the gianeye gene.
Usually is a cyclops
Gianeyes are most commonly found on the foreheads of monsters, but a recent trend in New Zealand proves that some parents prefer their children to have a gianeye. People with a gianeye are now mating with others who have one in hope to pass on the gianeye gene.
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Get the Goanese mug.When a person is feeling extremely upset after a break up or bad rejection, he or she is in "Garner Mode"
"Man that girl I've been talking to left me for no reason, the same day I kissed her."
"Sounds like you're in Garner Mode."
"Sounds like you're in Garner Mode."
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