A fugly goat master 

when you pull out off a girl then blow it in her face while screaming iyecarumba and drizzling chocolate all over her face making her convulse and make goat like noises.
(note... after many fgm's girls cease to become sexually able to produce orgasms)

Cheri was never the smame after i gave her a fugly goat master.

A fugly goat master by Bryan Desjardens January 13, 2009

Blow the Goat

1. Abject FAIL. Refers to a situation wherein a man, seeking pleasure from an attractive woman, spends much of his efforts, money and time on wooing said woman, but in the course of the evening, ends up philating a goat instead.

2. Description of an incident or string of incidents wherein everything has not gone your way, or has ended in shame or failure.

1. "My buddy was trying to mack on this chick, but got all drunk and puked on her and her friends. man, he totally blew the goat."

2. On my way to work today I ran over a kitten. At work I fucked up a huge account and lost the company over 9000 dollars. On the way home from work, I crashed my car. When I finally got home, my wife is packing and says she's leaving me and taking the kids. I went to get the gun to kill myself, but didn't have any bullets. Today really blew the goat.

3. I lost my job today. Man, this really blows the goat.

4. I wrote this all myself. Therefore I blow the goat.

Blow the Goat by skippytheheathen June 9, 2009

choke a goat 

The phrase to describe strangling a goat to get it to stop eating you or your clothing.

sally: daddyy! this goat is biting me!
dad: choke that fucking goat bitch.
sally: wait, actualy choke the goat?
dad: yes! choke a goat.

choke a goat by beotchhh October 20, 2009

Bloats my goat. 

Something that annoys you or turns you off.

Antonym: Float your boat

That really bloats my goat. - Said when annoyed about a specific thing.

Whatever bloats your goat. - (Antonym to whatever floats your boat.) - Said when you don't agree with someones peculiar or unusual opinion on a turn off, but you respect their right to be turned off.

Bloats my goat. by eviljoy January 13, 2010

sluggish with goat meat 

The state a person is in after consuming large quantities of any kind of food (not necissarily goat meat), making it difficult to move or do anything.

uuughh damn that chinese food has me sluggish with goat meat...i can barely move

sluggish with goat meat by elmatatan January 1, 2009

trolley goat 

An intoxicating animal catering for the needs and necessities of every day shoppers. Its potent odour and lack of grooming make it a formidable foe in combat, as well as a nasty dinner guest.

I walked past the Trolley Goat, unaware that its toenails had quite recently stepped into Trolley Goat dung.

trolley goat by Torm3nt January 20, 2004

extreme goat herder

one who herds flaming goats with a Jeep.

the extreme goat herder just chases around flaming sheep from his jeep at four in the morning because dogs aren't good enough.

extreme goat herder by the extreme goat herder November 3, 2009