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facebook life

Living a life based on what will look good on your facebook profile. Often, it is the result of facebook envy and a key element of the facebook paradox.
Sachin's got an awesome facebook life -- even though he hates everything French, he's living in Paris this summer so that people think he's cool when they read his profile and see his pictures on Facebook.
by azaad79 December 17, 2007
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Facebook Pandemic

A Facebook Pandemic, is an epidemic of infectious postings that are spreading through the facebook populations across a large region; for instance a continent, or even worldwide.
1) Bob: D*mn, someone started another Facebook Pandemic with the posting of Bra colors.

2) Ted: Did you see the latest Facebook Pandemic?

Mike: No, what is it this time?

Ted: Everyone is posting the Urban Dictionary

definitions of their names....
by Elroy the Great February 4, 2010
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Facebook Novel

A message on facebook that is greater than 200 words and looks like it will take forever to read because the space that facebook allows is very narrow.
Writing a 700 long message in a facebook message is a facebook novel.
by facebooknovelist July 15, 2009
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Facebook Fad

When somebody does something on facebook that is in essence cool but is done so frequently by so many people in such little time that it becomes redundant. Facebook Fads include notes and tag your friend pictures.
Kid 1: Hey man did you see my facebook note last night?
Kid 2: Yeah its the same one I did a week ago its such a Facebook Fad.
by Elkiem September 12, 2009
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facebook botox

when someones facebook pictures show them pulling the exact same facial expression in every single photo regardless of their mood or occasion.
look at dans pictures hes puliing the same face in evry one... ie facebook botox
by nz_girl March 4, 2010
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facebook fannies

Facebook users who obsessively become fans of all kinds of ridiculous pages just for the sake of it, regularly appearing in the highlights column for their latest fan-up.
A load of Facebook fannies have again misunderstood the real reason for fanning up to a page -- to actually receive wanted updates.
by WhiteKnight82 June 14, 2009
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facebook callout

when people call out sick (who really aren't). and post their fake symptoms on facebook to get sympathy.
Mary posted a facebook callout on Superbowl Sunday, but we all knew she wasn't sick
by Mully19 January 24, 2011
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