Angry Bird Flu

When a person is so hopelessly addicted to the ipod/android app Angry Birds, that they put the game as first priority and often forget there work and prior task to provide a living.

Nick-Tobi has been playing Angry birds now stop for days!

Mike-He must have the Angry Bird Flu.

Angry Bird Flu by shyguyjr January 22, 2011

ride a bird 

When you do a sentence at jail

The judge said im gonna have to ride a bird

ride a bird by Hollaman1279 January 16, 2014

shit bird 

Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.

That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.

shit bird by matt April 8, 2005

Mush Bird 

A pretty fucking butch lady.

Man 1: Damn. She's got more testosterone than the entire football team.
Man 2: Yeah, she's a fucking mush bird alright.

Mush Bird by Itchy nutsack May 31, 2006

white bird 

A male ejaculation. Splooge. Jizz, etc.

"I left you a white bird in the toilet, and one in your socks...enjoy"

white bird by Curley April 26, 2004

flappy bird 

See that guy over there? Has he not deceived you into selling your soul to this nightmare of a game? No? Well then why the hell are you looking out up on the urban dictionary? Why don't you just go download this abomination of a video game right now? Oh I know why. You're scared. Yeah, that's right. You're scared of this hideous piece of garbage that your friend just showed you. Well go ahead, be scared, because once you start playing this game, there is no escape. Your girlfriend will desert you, your friends will abandon you, and your life will literally throw you away.Enter at your own risk.

ps, the high score is 2,147,483,647

Steve: Hey dude, check out this awesome new game!
Tim: What's it called?
Steve: flappy bird
Tim: Shut the duck up, Steve

flappy bird by MooseTooth February 2, 2014

word to the bird 

said when you are agreeing with someone

jenell is so lame... yea word to the bird

word to the bird by paprika wellington December 25, 2007