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hypito bestie

really fun person to be around and someone who brings excitement and joy to everything you do with them.
He was being the best hypito bestie anyone could ask for.
by Emerson Hayes September 17, 2025
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Chocolate berries

Who a girls butt is against a man’s nut sack and she farts by accident
He had a girl over last night and she gave him chocolate berries by accident
by Rd Kent November 23, 2025
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Littlest bestie bitch

The lil lil bestie kaileecakes kaileepop niece girl who sigmas everywhere becauseshes all exploding with all this beststeffystuff personality and overflowing with bestie love and it is the crazy cutest lil lil shit in this crazy universe
Where is that littlest bestie bitch when you need a really big sneak attack group sissy hug with that aunttrinabitch.
by The little friend November 26, 2025
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Hello Bernie Sanders

I'm not Elon Musk. Saying that I was Anti-Elon was not me claiming to be Ree-lon's alternative persona but, rather, a joke about being broke and doing nothing. But that was before I published my theory of artificial intelligence!
Hym "Hello Bernie Sanders. I saw you on the Majority Report! You see, they prerecord all of their interviews with politicians so I can't speak with them directly about how I'm being unlawfully surveilled because you, as a government employee, are legally obligated to report unlawful activity if you are aware of that it's occurring. Additionally, I am being harassed in the workplace in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and have been for the last 15 years. So... Additionally, I DESIGNED the very artificial intelligence you are talking about I the dissertation I mentioned and I have a copyright on that. Them building it wrong is not NOT violating my copyright but, rather, not doing a very good job. What are YOU doing about THAT? Because I was both working 80 hours a week every other week working with the mentally disabled and then I was fired for 'not reporting retard sex' and then was jobless between then and now on 2 separate occasions. So I am the poor people you purport to care about and I'm being screwed out of what is rightfully mine by the oligarchs you CLAIM to be against but are actively helping get away with not paying me. Soooo... What about that? Because you're not talking about it. I know AOC read some of what I wrote on wherever she was when she did that. So I know you're aware of the fact that all of that is happening... What are you going to do about that because 'nothing' isn't the right answer."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2025
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Pull a Bernie

Jacking old folks on the streets or in the board rooms.
Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...

Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?

Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?

Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!
by YatM July 24, 2009
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Razz my berries

They taste like a golden nutella extract inside a watermelon.
Mmm I would really like someone to razz my berries rn.
by Jeff1969 August 9, 2017
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fed her the berries

Gave Her My Balls...
I drove home, via her place, & I 'Fed Her The Berries '.
by Nikkii November 29, 2017
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