Bastardized

The act of becoming a bastard through baptism.

“B was bastardized wasn’t he?” “Yep, can’t you tell by how much of an ass he is? They Must have held him under the bastard water for a long time.”

by BadBitchAstro June 23, 2021

Thoughtless bastard

A person born of parents not married to each other, who practices mindfulness

You know Sandra and Daves youngest one meditates for an hour each day now? Yeah the couple who never married, lives three doors down that’s right. The kids a thoughtless bastard.

by Shambalicious May 17, 2021

Retarded bastard

Probably our much younger siblings or family.
And Jake Paul's fans.

Guy1: My little sister is a Retarded bastard.
Guy2: I did not ask
Guy1: Sorry.

by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022

The Bastard Sword

Mcguffin of the film of the same name.

I'm looking for a sword, The Bastard Sword.
Have you heard of it?

by Largo La Grande July 10, 2018

Giggley Bastard

A person who can’t control their laughter and giggles even during serious moments. This person laughs or giggles all the time, even at times where respect and silence is necessary. For example, during a funeral. This person is usually the most childish of the group.

Jimmy: “Hey John, wanna go out for a drink tonight?”
John: *laughing and giggling*
Jimmy: “what’s so funny?”
John: *uncontrollable laughing*
Jimmy: “you are such a giggley bastard.”

by Kosta V. June 24, 2018

extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.

I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night

by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021

Bastard rovers

The scum Lancashire.

we playing bastard rovers away on Saturday-Burnley fan

by Suicide squad Burnley September 22, 2022