Yeah, well your mom was really good last night 

Another alternative would be "Your mom was easy"

<Hickery> Haw haw! I pwnz0red j00 in teh Chess!!!1!!1!!2 j00 is teh too easy!
<Dickery> Well, your mom was easy.
<Hickery> Oh my!

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

Suck your mom's tits 

A comeback to say if bitches complain about you. Put childish people in their place and let them know you're not having it if they can't accept what you're wearing, what you like, etc.

Person 1: You don't eat pie on Thanksgiving? You're lame as fuck!
Person 2: Suck your mom's tits if you can't accept that.

Suck your mom's tits by Ausllyology January 18, 2019

I Am your mom 

What I am

your mom

I Am your mom by DaMan September 10, 2003

Did your mom go to college? 

A variation of the phrase 'Your mom went to college' used for no other reason than to annoy your friends at a moments notice.

Silence.
Mark - Tony, I have a question for you.
Tony - What's up?
Mark - Did your mom go to college?
Tony - Yes, actually, it was a tech school. And you are obnoxious.

Did your mom go to college? by Tdawg201 December 21, 2010

plooney your mom

plooney your mom is the act of plooney. But, the image of George Clooney is held by your mother sitting in a chair across the room, but in plain sight, of where you are your partner are copulating.

When asked to plooney she responded, Plooney your mom bitch! He later attempted to do so but missed causing an unfortunate clean up for his mother.

plooney your mom by Professor Quinta July 18, 2008

Thank Your Mom 

The sudden big and random bumps on trails in the woods (also known as yahoo's or diversion ditch) that make a path for water runoff on the hill.

The path going up the hill was nice and calm until all of a sudden... woah thank your mom!

Thank Your Mom by scummaz December 25, 2009

me when your mom 

When you are the biggest cuck in the streets and see a image of white liquid

You can't resist, you have to relate it to what happened last night

You: dude look, that was totally me when your mom.
Your friend: when my mom what? That doesn't even make sense

me when your mom by Kirboi September 15, 2021