Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.

Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

wally wagon

The "train" placed in holiday resorts as a form of transport usually going between beach, hotel and shops. These are usually diesel SUVs painted and decorated to look like a train. They usually have 3 or 4 cars. Named Wally wagon as the passengers tend to look like wallys especially to the local population.

Look at those wallys on the wally wagon, they paid all that money to travel 100 metres to the beach.

by Chief wally July 31, 2017

Fallout Warning

The act of announcing to anyone in the room to not enter the toilets for a specified length of time after taking a particularly heinous dump

Person 1: I'd give that about 20 minutes guys, I just deported some Romanians

Person 2: Thanks for the fallout warning

by CaptainInnuendo August 8, 2017

hunter wagoner

A man who's great looking, talented, nice, professioanl, not mature, very respectful, and awesome. Everyone who's friends with im doesnt look back. He is a great person.

Hunter Wagoner is great at being Mel GIbson.

by NotDavidRobertson September 25, 2017

Douche wagon

Asshole, idiot, jerk. Variation of "douche".

Carl is such a douche wagon, let's ditch him at the concert.

by 1234jennagirl October 17, 2017

scabies wagon

A form of locomotion riddled with unemployed degenerates.

I saw a scabies wagon at the gas station and told them to go get a job!

by Theliberalredneck January 4, 2018

Circus Wagon

Noun: A person, usually of color, who dresses or acts in a certain obnoxious and vulgar way to bring undo attention to themselves. These people are referred to as Circus Wagons because of the loud and vibrant colors exude by a Circus car.

Alistar : hey Charles did you see that Circus Wagon check out your Mom?
Charles: Yeah he smelled like he hadn't showered in weeks and, he needs a belt his pants are sagging .
Alistar: I have no idea why he needs to comment on everything he just looks like an idiot ...
Edwards: Well, guys come on he is after all a circus wagon.

by Original_franz December 4, 2017