Mustard Whale

When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.
"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale
by tonysuave August 16, 2010
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whale herpes

whale herpes is a disease associated heavily with whale feces and burning mantra poo. Whales don't typically have diseases but there are some occasions where whales can get it from humans
whale herpes is running rampant in the ocean nowadays
by jive turkey 23 May 29, 2011
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Turf Whale

A word that describes a random act, or a way to express your enjoyment/hatred of something
Bob: "That basketball game was so turf whale."
Erik: "Yeah, because our team destroyed yours."

Nathaniel: *sneezes loudly in the middle of class*
Me: "That was so turf whale, dude!"
by chunky_lugi896 April 02, 2018
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Chromo Whale

This was are first prototype for the make a wish foundation. It was an autistic sperm sold to all parents. Only one wanted a autistic fat ass but then they wanted to get an abortion but couldn’t because they were too poor. They tried to get an after birth diy abortion but there credit card was maxed out on gay roblox porn characters. They tried killing him by shooting him but missed and hit him in the leg. At his 8th grade dinner dance he smelled like a dead pig ejaculated all over itself. Later in his life he died from shooting himself in the dick to do a diy transgender surgery but bleed out and died
Why didn’t we have an abortion for The Chromo Whale.
by Rapelittlegirlswiththehead April 12, 2019
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harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.
Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.
by HolyFlurkingSchnit November 20, 2015
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Whale and Chips

What you say when the fish in your Fish and Chips is huge
Some guy: I had Whale and Chips last night
International Whaling Commission: You had what?
by MneneT August 31, 2021
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