meat wacking

One who admires jerking off their rather small penis.

Goose lip Mel loves meat wacking with hot massage oil.

by Money Green May 25, 2016

butt walling

When you are having sexual intercourse, doggie style, with your partner and the male component sticks his thumb in the females asshole and presses down while feeling your dick penetrate your significant other asshole

Jon: I was butt walling this hoe last week. She's been buying me dinner every night since.

by Jo tho jon May 29, 2016

public wanking

Someone who tries to secretly jack off in public

Gavin has proved public wanking is possible.

by TheLittleDickToucher March 6, 2017

Weed Wacking

Crushing a blunt with a giant ass hammer. Then taking a credit card and forming the weed into a giant super blunt. Then lighting it up and taking a hit through a straw.

Hey dude I got myself a blunt today, let's do some Weed Wacking!

by DickKickem101 April 27, 2017

diversity wanking

When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.

Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.

by peter gazer January 12, 2018

Weiner Wacking

When a male tapes a razor blade to his penis and spins it in a circular motion to trip the pubes of a female.

Maddy needed help so I showed her my Weiner Wacking skills.

by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018

Ear wanking

Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.

Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking

by Morbabe July 15, 2018