Uncle Bucks Mixed Nuts

The most satisfying nuts you will ever put in your mouth.

Damn i would suck uncle bucks mixed nuts dry.

by Coontasha Niggalina December 3, 2019

ur uncle bisexual

More powerful than 'ur mom gay' or 'ur dad lesbian'.

Person 1: ur mom gay

Person 2: ur dad lesbian

Person 1: ur uncle bisexual

Person 2: oOf

by HollyRolo May 11, 2018

Uncle Sloppy Sam

giving someone a hand job, with your mouth, whilst humming the national anthem

For the 4th of July i decided to give my boyfriend the ultimate patriot's gift, an Uncle Sloppy Sam

by TruGun October 8, 2011

Uncle Bo Wickler

A term used to define something or someone that is ourageously cool or wicked!! Actually invented by a crazy guitarist/tech nicknamed "Metal Dan"

"That Gig was Uncle Bo Wickler"
"She had the most Uncle Bo Wickler arse i have ever seen!!"

by Omar Abidi April 23, 2007

The Uncle Charlie Classic

Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as possible in a homemade funnel.

After the funnel has reached MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.

Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.

“Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie Classic to those kids?”

by Sprinkles69 February 14, 2019

Uncle Papa Ownage

The act of being owned to the point where you are forced to climb mount Everest from shame only to jump off.

Carl: Hey did u see cindy crying last night? she got uncle papa ownage blazing at her!

James: DAMN! what a KO.

by Dan Pignat February 12, 2010

Creepy Uncle Bad Touch

Creepy person that appears to be a child moletster.

While I was watching the debates I realized that John McCain lurked around the stage like your creepy uncle bad touch.

by Wannawatcho February 20, 2009